While most celebrities take the stage at award shows to Express gratitude others seize the moment to settle scores and serve up some Revenge it’s no secret that Jim car’s love for Hollywood has been on a steady decline so when he was introduced as a two-time Golden Globes winner and handed the mic to host he decided to toss out his script entirely please welcome two-time Golden Globe winner Jim Carry thank you I am two time Golden Globe winner Jim Cary you know when I go to sleep at night I’m not just a guy going to sleep I’m two time Golden Globe winner Jim Cary going to get some well-needed shut eye and when I dream I don’t just dream any old dream I dream about being three time Golden Globe winning while his delivery was spoton especially for being improvised the final blow is yet to come but these are important these Awards I don’t want you to think that just because if you blew up our solar system alone you wouldn’t be able to find us or any of human history with the naked eye safe to say Jim hasn’t been asked to host the Golden Globes again or any award show for that matter at the 68th Golden Globes Ricky dves kicked things off with a brutal introduction for Robert Downey Jr he has done all those films but many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as the Betty Ford clinic and Los Angeles County jail please welcome Robert Downey Jr RJ took it like a champ then threw a cheeky jab right back at Ricky proving he’s got a comeback for everything aside from the the fact uh that it’s been hugely mean-spirited with mildly Sinister undertones I’d say the vibe of the show is pretty good so far wouldn’t you as Michael B Jordan walked the red carpet for his own movie Creed 3 he noticed a familiar face in the crowd an old classmate turned interviewer we go way back all the way to Chad science in Newark okay a corny kid right no I did not say that misquoted for sure her casual weo way back comment didn’t sit right with him and Michael made sure to remind her why creating some tension that misquoted for sure so you did not hear me say I said we used to make fun of the name but yeah he is obviously killing things out here how is the difference between you she probably didn’t expect him to remember but victims of bullying rarely forget mbj definitely got the last laugh and on his red carpet no less not necessarily an award show but Jerry Seinfeld had to put an interviewer in his place after he asked him a racially motivated question Jerry was invited to a Morning Show to celebrate his success on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee when the interviewer tried stirring the pot noticed that most of the the guests are mostly white males of 22 Episodes